Consider Yourself Warned and the Aftermath

Seventy

I wished I had known

Your spirit animal.

Mine is the otter.

Would you have guessed?

I wished I had known

You with double chins.

I think mine are here already.

Does it have to happen so soon?

I wished I had known

You when you were pretty.

Have you here with me,

Grow old and be seventy

I wished I had known

You to commit a crime

Because that tells me what

I already knew.